Thursday, July 30, 2009

how i live my life..

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Empire of the Sun=AMAZING

Saturday, July 25, 2009


and to make this even better.. its written by the LOST crew. hello.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Creeper Peepers

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Obama loves ninjas. hates pirates.

As you can tell by this graph, out of the last 20 presidents, Obama must be the only one working with the ninja forces.

which is ok in my book...


Saturday, July 18, 2009

Proposed military robot would refuel by eating human bodies. What could possibly go wrong?

Has any of these scientist seen The Terminator? The Matrix? Helllllo!

Not content to have robots simply feed on widely available sunlight, which i still find frightening due to the fact it is almost an unlimited source of power, some GENIUS robo-pioneers have decided that this new robot should refuel on BIOMASS.

Lets take a second and look at what biomass is.. renewable energy source, biological material derived from living, or recently living organisms. Key word in there.. LIVING. So here i am, Mr. Robot soldier, cant find any compost or plants to feed off of well when my AI evolves, which it will, what am i gonna do? EAT HUMANS.

In the presentation on the EATR ( THATS WHAT THEY ARE CALLED FOR REAL! ) robot’s construction and AI, it is shown that the robot creates plans for the next 50ms to the next 24 hours. Sure, if it’s in a foxhole with you, its one-hour plan is to sit tight and wait for backup. But if shutdown is imminent, it may start implementing Code Dahmer in its long-term strategy.

Seriously, 2012= Dawn of the Machine Age.

Crystal Pepsi

All the way back in the early 90s, clear was the shit. Seriously, if you could've made your doody clear back then, you would've done it. Pepsi rode that trend when they came out with the caffeine-free Pepsi Clear in 1992. It was a complete failure. It only lasted a year or two, but my stupid ass still fell for it. It tasted like something that would come out of a lab rat's peen hole. I still drank it, because I thought it made me look all Jetson-like and shit.