tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11093004656270602452024-02-18T23:36:24.120-08:00THE ESPER.i am the future.Esper.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16285983416063126744noreply@blogger.comBlogger127125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1109300465627060245.post-60633219397636858082010-01-12T16:28:00.001-08:002010-01-12T16:28:24.990-08:00<img src="http://sirmikeofmitchell.com/sirmitchell/conan03.jpg">Esper.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16285983416063126744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1109300465627060245.post-1381112872342035212010-01-11T17:39:00.000-08:002010-01-11T17:40:03.069-08:00this guy wants to murder you.<img src="http://jannikeviveka.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/flickr-100105-03.jpg?w=800&h=537">Esper.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16285983416063126744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1109300465627060245.post-38675385920063393012010-01-07T17:31:00.000-08:002010-01-07T17:32:45.069-08:00<img src="http://jannikeviveka.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/victor-eredel-03.jpg?w=800&h=451"><br /><br />one day, ill ride away on a majestic unicorn.Esper.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16285983416063126744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1109300465627060245.post-52420340897538554522009-12-31T17:48:00.000-08:002009-12-31T17:50:53.399-08:00more on the upcoming robopocalypse..<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/68mp7dYUOWU&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/68mp7dYUOWU&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />yay! a robot that can search out any small crevice that you may be hiding.. again. good job scientist on bringing us one step closer to the end of humanity.Esper.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16285983416063126744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1109300465627060245.post-39158335856780933442009-12-21T22:01:00.000-08:002009-12-21T22:02:44.086-08:00must watch trailer for KICK-ASS<object height="352" width="560" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,47,0" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" id="flashObj"><param value="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9/1858324737?isVid=1&publisherID=494806221" name="movie" /><param value="#FFFFFF" name="bgcolor" /><param value="@videoPlayer=58339640001&playerID=1858324737&domain=embed&" name="flashVars" /><param value="http://admin.brightcove.com" name="base" /><param value="false" name="seamlesstabbing" /><param value="true" name="allowFullScreen" /><param value="true" name="swLiveConnect" /><param value="always" name="allowScriptAccess" /><embed height="352" width="560" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" allowscriptaccess="always" swliveconnect="true" allowfullscreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" seamlesstabbing="false" name="flashObj" base="http://admin.brightcove.com" flashvars="@videoPlayer=58339640001&playerID=1858324737&domain=embed&" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" src="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9/1858324737?isVid=1&publisherID=494806221"></embed></object><br /><br />finally Nick Cage might put out a movie that doesn't suck.. prob because hes just support..<br />keep an eye out for this film..Esper.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16285983416063126744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1109300465627060245.post-42045914951765726812009-12-18T14:26:00.000-08:002009-12-18T14:27:20.016-08:00weaponized strollers<img src="http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/jinsong01.jpg"><br /><br />Do you have a baby? If so, do you also happen to live in a post-apocalyptic neighborhood? I bet it’s tough to wield a machine gun with one hand while pushing a stroller with the other, huh? You may be the perfect candidate for a weaponized stroller.Esper.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16285983416063126744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1109300465627060245.post-35994766782599013282009-11-10T11:18:00.000-08:002009-11-10T11:34:01.304-08:00If all these vampires are confusing you..these guides will help you sort them all out.. from the Twitards to Count Chocula<br /><br />http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_vampire_traits#WeaknessesEsper.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16285983416063126744noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1109300465627060245.post-88166482183262986822009-11-05T14:32:00.000-08:002009-11-05T14:33:30.738-08:00enjoy the zoogo check out www.enjoythezoo.com<br /><br />its my life.Esper.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16285983416063126744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1109300465627060245.post-20408536041627670852009-09-17T13:03:00.001-07:002009-09-17T13:03:26.974-07:00<img src"http://jblyth.com/blog_images/images_08/3445372521_76077c8a34.jpg">Esper.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16285983416063126744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1109300465627060245.post-48177822496915243662009-08-28T01:05:00.001-07:002009-08-28T01:05:54.700-07:00this is how i feel.<object width="400" height="220"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=6104113&server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=0&color=&fullscreen=1" /><embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=6104113&server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=0&color=&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="220"></embed></object><p><a href="http://vimeo.com/6104113">And Everything Was Alright</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/user875283">Placeholder Films</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p><br /><br />this is me...Esper.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16285983416063126744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1109300465627060245.post-65178153646084471232009-08-27T16:35:00.001-07:002009-08-27T16:35:46.829-07:00blow your mind.<object width="400" height="230"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=6223439&server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=0&color=&fullscreen=1" /><embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=6223439&server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=0&color=&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="230"></embed></object><p><a href="http://vimeo.com/6223439">Neurosonics Audiomedical Labs Inc.</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/user898664">Chris Cairns</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>Esper.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16285983416063126744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1109300465627060245.post-31946720603157274622009-08-25T08:16:00.001-07:002009-08-25T08:16:49.009-07:00wow.<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4qsWFFuYZYI&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4qsWFFuYZYI&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />1500 hours of lego time. <br />amazing.Esper.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16285983416063126744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1109300465627060245.post-71247441745547496382009-08-01T15:38:00.001-07:002009-08-01T15:38:59.117-07:00seen anything disturbing today?!<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nUsTTePBBys&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nUsTTePBBys&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Esper.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16285983416063126744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1109300465627060245.post-92048954790249286882009-07-30T19:09:00.001-07:002009-07-30T19:09:39.135-07:00how i live my life..<img src="http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/ca5eea02b2c021db0b836be43c4510b690a42b2f_m.jpg">Esper.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16285983416063126744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1109300465627060245.post-77176606635095435642009-07-28T08:35:00.000-07:002009-07-28T08:36:11.911-07:00Empire of the Sun=AMAZING<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RirFEbFvvcA&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RirFEbFvvcA&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Esper.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16285983416063126744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1109300465627060245.post-44218735120142235162009-07-25T06:49:00.000-07:002009-07-25T06:51:21.697-07:00TRON<object width="596" height="286"><param name="movie" value="http://media2.firstshowing.net/firstshowing/flv-embed/flvplayer.swf"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"></param><param name="flashvars" value="width=596&height=286&file=http://media2.firstshowing.net/firstshowing/Grid_VFX_ConceptTest_480.flv&image=http://media2.firstshowing.net/firstshowing/Grid_VFX_ConceptTest_480.jpg&logo=http://media2.firstshowing.net/firstshowing/img/FSnet-Video-Logo.png&link=http://www.firstshowing.net&stretching=fill&quality=false&bufferlength=6&volume=90"></param> </object><br /><br /><br />and to make this even better.. its written by the LOST crew. hello.Esper.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16285983416063126744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1109300465627060245.post-2910613275828072312009-07-22T10:37:00.000-07:002009-07-22T10:44:00.961-07:00Creeper Peepers<img src="http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/8d43de52faf6dcf5c74a6a1e616f88098b690edb_m.jpg">Esper.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16285983416063126744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1109300465627060245.post-74871791996518404042009-07-19T16:48:00.000-07:002009-07-19T16:51:44.396-07:00Obama loves ninjas. hates pirates.As you can tell by this graph, out of the last 20 presidents, Obama must be the only one working with the ninja forces. <br /><br />which is ok in my book...<br /><br /><img src="http://i323.photobucket.com/albums/nn456/neoncoolkidsyo/oadqwwrabm98xg3mzqg8jbv2o1_500jpg.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket">Esper.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16285983416063126744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1109300465627060245.post-77557083201734896522009-07-18T09:17:00.000-07:002009-07-18T09:34:19.763-07:00Proposed military robot would refuel by eating human bodies. What could possibly go wrong?<img src="http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/robocalypse.jpg"><br /><br />Has any of these scientist seen The Terminator? The Matrix? Helllllo!<br /><br />Not content to have robots simply feed on widely available sunlight, which i still find frightening due to the fact it is almost an unlimited source of power, some GENIUS robo-pioneers have decided that this new robot should refuel on BIOMASS.<br /><br />Lets take a second and look at what biomass is.. renewable energy source, biological material derived from living, or recently living organisms. Key word in there.. LIVING. So here i am, Mr. Robot soldier, cant find any compost or plants to feed off of well when my AI evolves, which it will, what am i gonna do? EAT HUMANS.<br /><br />In the presentation on the <B>EATR </B> ( THATS WHAT THEY ARE CALLED FOR REAL! ) robot’s construction and AI, it is shown that the robot creates plans for the next 50ms to the next 24 hours. Sure, if it’s in a foxhole with you, its one-hour plan is to sit tight and wait for backup. But if shutdown is imminent, it may start implementing Code Dahmer in its long-term strategy.<br /><br />Seriously, 2012= Dawn of the Machine Age.Esper.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16285983416063126744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1109300465627060245.post-82013069794731383012009-07-18T09:04:00.000-07:002009-07-18T09:05:07.882-07:00Crystal Pepsi<img src="http://www.dlisted.com/files/crystalpepsihotslutoftheday.jpg"><br />All the way back in the early 90s, clear was the shit. Seriously, if you could've made your doody clear back then, you would've done it. Pepsi rode that trend when they came out with the caffeine-free Pepsi Clear in 1992. It was a complete failure. It only lasted a year or two, but my stupid ass still fell for it. It tasted like something that would come out of a lab rat's peen hole. I still drank it, because I thought it made me look all Jetson-like and shit.Esper.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16285983416063126744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1109300465627060245.post-10687833209298726382009-06-25T19:42:00.000-07:002009-06-25T20:58:41.477-07:00THE GREATEST.<img src="http://bougies.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/039_30399michael-jackson-posters.jpg"><br /><br />Some of my greatest childhood memories were because of MJ. Truly an inspiration to us all and for that we are thankful. <br /><br /><br />Goodbye Captain EO.<br /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://dlisted.com/files/imagecache/photo-preview/files/galleries/michael_jackson_roundup_64_.jpg"><br /><img src="http://dlisted.com/files/imagecache/photo-preview/files/galleries/ripjackson13.jpg"><br /><img src="http://dlisted.com/files/imagecache/photo-preview/files/galleries/michael_jackson_death_10_we.jpg">Esper.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16285983416063126744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1109300465627060245.post-65673195676043045892009-06-21T17:04:00.000-07:002009-06-21T17:05:06.390-07:00science at its best.<img src=http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/fc0fbd72df5f0d16167d862503c963671a5ee344_m.png>Esper.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16285983416063126744noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1109300465627060245.post-12731618361934236792009-06-21T12:35:00.000-07:002009-06-21T12:36:08.294-07:00<img src=http://jblyth.com/blog_images/images_10/57qk9svrin8lz5b5cfok1hf6o1_500.jpg><br /><br />true words of wisdomEsper.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16285983416063126744noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1109300465627060245.post-58756887635270963052009-06-17T21:15:00.000-07:002009-06-17T21:16:08.385-07:00<img src="http://jblyth.com/blog_images/images_10/2-3-CRU-HaulPPB.jpg"><br /><br />just my living room..Esper.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16285983416063126744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1109300465627060245.post-3716920594704595862009-06-14T13:54:00.001-07:002009-06-14T13:54:55.781-07:00pure inspiration.<object width="446" height="326"><param name="movie" value="http://video.ted.com/assets/player/swf/EmbedPlayer.swf"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="bgColor" value="#ffffff"></param> <param name="flashvars" value="vu=http://video.ted.com/talks/embed/JJAbrams_2007-embed_high.flv&su=http://images.ted.com/images/ted/tedindex/embed-posters/JJAbrams-2007.embed_thumbnail.jpg&vw=432&vh=240&ap=0&ti=205" /><embed src="http://video.ted.com/assets/player/swf/EmbedPlayer.swf" pluginspace="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" bgColor="#ffffff" width="446" height="326" allowFullScreen="true" flashvars="vu=http://video.ted.com/talks/embed/JJAbrams_2007-embed_high.flv&su=http://images.ted.com/images/ted/tedindex/embed-posters/JJAbrams-2007.embed_thumbnail.jpg&vw=432&vh=240&ap=0&ti=205"></embed></object>Esper.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16285983416063126744noreply@blogger.com0