Thursday, December 31, 2009

more on the upcoming robopocalypse..

yay! a robot that can search out any small crevice that you may be hiding.. again. good job scientist on bringing us one step closer to the end of humanity.

Monday, December 21, 2009

must watch trailer for KICK-ASS

finally Nick Cage might put out a movie that doesn't suck.. prob because hes just support..
keep an eye out for this film..

Friday, December 18, 2009

weaponized strollers

Do you have a baby? If so, do you also happen to live in a post-apocalyptic neighborhood? I bet it’s tough to wield a machine gun with one hand while pushing a stroller with the other, huh? You may be the perfect candidate for a weaponized stroller.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

If all these vampires are confusing you..

these guides will help you sort them all out.. from the Twitards to Count Chocula

Thursday, November 5, 2009

enjoy the zoo

go check out

its my life.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Friday, August 28, 2009

this is how i feel.

And Everything Was Alright from Placeholder Films on Vimeo.

this is me...

Thursday, August 27, 2009

blow your mind.

Neurosonics Audiomedical Labs Inc. from Chris Cairns on Vimeo.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009


1500 hours of lego time.

Saturday, August 1, 2009

seen anything disturbing today?!

Thursday, July 30, 2009

how i live my life..

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Empire of the Sun=AMAZING

Saturday, July 25, 2009


and to make this even better.. its written by the LOST crew. hello.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Creeper Peepers

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Obama loves ninjas. hates pirates.

As you can tell by this graph, out of the last 20 presidents, Obama must be the only one working with the ninja forces.

which is ok in my book...


Saturday, July 18, 2009

Proposed military robot would refuel by eating human bodies. What could possibly go wrong?

Has any of these scientist seen The Terminator? The Matrix? Helllllo!

Not content to have robots simply feed on widely available sunlight, which i still find frightening due to the fact it is almost an unlimited source of power, some GENIUS robo-pioneers have decided that this new robot should refuel on BIOMASS.

Lets take a second and look at what biomass is.. renewable energy source, biological material derived from living, or recently living organisms. Key word in there.. LIVING. So here i am, Mr. Robot soldier, cant find any compost or plants to feed off of well when my AI evolves, which it will, what am i gonna do? EAT HUMANS.

In the presentation on the EATR ( THATS WHAT THEY ARE CALLED FOR REAL! ) robot’s construction and AI, it is shown that the robot creates plans for the next 50ms to the next 24 hours. Sure, if it’s in a foxhole with you, its one-hour plan is to sit tight and wait for backup. But if shutdown is imminent, it may start implementing Code Dahmer in its long-term strategy.

Seriously, 2012= Dawn of the Machine Age.

Crystal Pepsi

All the way back in the early 90s, clear was the shit. Seriously, if you could've made your doody clear back then, you would've done it. Pepsi rode that trend when they came out with the caffeine-free Pepsi Clear in 1992. It was a complete failure. It only lasted a year or two, but my stupid ass still fell for it. It tasted like something that would come out of a lab rat's peen hole. I still drank it, because I thought it made me look all Jetson-like and shit.

Thursday, June 25, 2009


Some of my greatest childhood memories were because of MJ. Truly an inspiration to us all and for that we are thankful.

Goodbye Captain EO.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

science at its best.

true words of wisdom

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

just my living room..

Sunday, June 14, 2009

pure inspiration.

Reason 3,234 on why Japan is so much cooler: GIANT GUNDAM

Thursday, June 11, 2009

I am just about ready to launch myself down a flight of stairs so I can dress my wounds with what could be the coolest Band-Aid around! Forget My little Pony and Spiderman, black leather Band-aids that makes self-inflicted injury almost acceptable. If you’re in the mood for a little designer action, Louis Vuitton monogram Band-Aids that can match your Jaspers. $18 will cop you a pack of 3 Band-Aids, so re-use might be in order.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009


Thursday, June 4, 2009

i feel like we are all underprepared.
everyone talks how close the end of the world as we know it is upon us, but we continue to live out this mundane existence.
i need change.


aaron pointed out that i am a failure at keeping this updated.

he is correct.

today i promise to be much more blogtastic.

thank you.

Saturday, April 18, 2009


Friday, April 17, 2009


i hope one day i have the opportunity to go to space.
its seems like a place where one can truly be at peace.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009


these strippers are legit.

dont listen to the audio.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Wow: Carry your baby while looking utterly ridiculous

Congratulations, America, you’ve finally designed a product that looks dumber than both the Snuggie and Smittens, combined. It’s called the Peekaru Original Fleece Baby Carrier Cover, and it’s ridiculous.

PS. i cant stop laughing at this photo. omg my stomach hurts.

Saturday, March 28, 2009


In real life as in cyber life, don’t accept attachments from strange men.

Friday, March 20, 2009

SXSW day one

Monday, March 9, 2009


"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench,
a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free
and good men die like dogs...

There's also a negative side"

-Hunter S. Thompson

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Hello cello


Saturday, March 7, 2009


Friday, March 6, 2009


That guy

Welcome to day one.

Thursday, March 5, 2009


"Everybody knows that's what aliens sound like."
-Bob Moog

Sunday, March 1, 2009

amazing video.

A work rich in ideas and carried out extremely well

reason. logic.

but what about instinct? feeling? The Force?

when it comes undone, we come undone.

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Dior Blow

Only 500 made.


I went to his house yesterday (my third attempt to see him), but he had left town.

He declares (and why should we doubt his good faith?) that he is now certain of success

Saturday, February 21, 2009

android homme

android is doin some amazing new things..

heres a taste.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009


Tuesday, January 27, 2009

the moment

K.West - SL from J Gavin on Vimeo.

Saturday, January 24, 2009


terry kennedy signatures.


Friday, January 23, 2009

this will be the best movie ever