Crystal Pepsi

All the way back in the early 90s, clear was the shit. Seriously, if you could've made your doody clear back then, you would've done it. Pepsi rode that trend when they came out with the caffeine-free Pepsi Clear in 1992. It was a complete failure. It only lasted a year or two, but my stupid ass still fell for it. It tasted like something that would come out of a lab rat's peen hole. I still drank it, because I thought it made me look all Jetson-like and shit.