more on the upcoming robopocalypse..

yay! a robot that can search out any small crevice that you may be hiding.. again. good job scientist on bringing us one step closer to the end of humanity.

must watch trailer for KICK-ASS

finally Nick Cage might put out a movie that doesn't suck.. prob because hes just support..
keep an eye out for this film..

weaponized strollers

Do you have a baby? If so, do you also happen to live in a post-apocalyptic neighborhood? I bet it’s tough to wield a machine gun with one hand while pushing a stroller with the other, huh? You may be the perfect candidate for a weaponized stroller.

If all these vampires are confusing you..

these guides will help you sort them all out.. from the Twitards to Count Chocula

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_vampire_traits#Weaknesses

enjoy the zoo

go check out www.enjoythezoo.com

its my life.

this is how i feel.

And Everything Was Alright from Placeholder Films on Vimeo.

this is me...

blow your mind.

Neurosonics Audiomedical Labs Inc. from Chris Cairns on Vimeo.

wow.

1500 hours of lego time.
amazing.

seen anything disturbing today?!

how i live my life..

Empire of the Sun=AMAZING

TRON

and to make this even better.. its written by the LOST crew. hello.

Creeper Peepers

Obama loves ninjas. hates pirates.

As you can tell by this graph, out of the last 20 presidents, Obama must be the only one working with the ninja forces.

which is ok in my book...

Proposed military robot would refuel by eating human bodies. What could possibly go wrong?

Has any of these scientist seen The Terminator? The Matrix? Helllllo!

Not content to have robots simply feed on widely available sunlight, which i still find frightening due to the fact it is almost an unlimited source of power, some GENIUS robo-pioneers have decided that this new robot should refuel on BIOMASS.

Lets take a second and look at what biomass is.. renewable energy source, biological material derived from living, or recently living organisms. Key word in there.. LIVING. So here i am, Mr. Robot soldier, cant find any compost or plants to feed off of well when my AI evolves, which it will, what am i gonna do? EAT HUMANS.

In the presentation on the EATR ( THATS WHAT THEY ARE CALLED FOR REAL! ) robot’s construction and AI, it is shown that the robot creates plans for the next 50ms to the next 24 hours. Sure, if it’s in a foxhole with you, its one-hour plan is to sit tight and wait for backup. But if shutdown is imminent, it may start implementing Code Dahmer in its long-term strategy.

Seriously, 2012= Dawn of the Machine Age.

Crystal Pepsi

All the way back in the early 90s, clear was the shit. Seriously, if you could've made your doody clear back then, you would've done it. Pepsi rode that trend when they came out with the caffeine-free Pepsi Clear in 1992. It was a complete failure. It only lasted a year or two, but my stupid ass still fell for it. It tasted like something that would come out of a lab rat's peen hole. I still drank it, because I thought it made me look all Jetson-like and shit.

THE GREATEST.

Some of my greatest childhood memories were because of MJ. Truly an inspiration to us all and for that we are thankful.


Goodbye Captain EO.

science at its best.

true words of wisdom

just my living room..

pure inspiration.

Reason 3,234 on why Japan is so much cooler: GIANT GUNDAM

I am just about ready to launch myself down a flight of stairs so I can dress my wounds with what could be the coolest Band-Aid around! Forget My little Pony and Spiderman, black leather Band-aids that makes self-inflicted injury almost acceptable. If you’re in the mood for a little designer action, Louis Vuitton monogram Band-Aids that can match your Jaspers. $18 will cop you a pack of 3 Band-Aids, so re-use might be in order.

hehehe

i feel like we are all underprepared.
everyone talks how close the end of the world as we know it is upon us, but we continue to live out this mundane existence.
i need change.

failure.

aaron pointed out that i am a failure at keeping this updated.

he is correct.

today i promise to be much more blogtastic.

thank you.

dang.

future.

i hope one day i have the opportunity to go to space.
its seems like a place where one can truly be at peace.

sacrifice.

these strippers are legit.

dont listen to the audio.

Wow: Carry your baby while looking utterly ridiculous

Congratulations, America, you’ve finally designed a product that looks dumber than both the Snuggie and Smittens, combined. It’s called the Peekaru Original Fleece Baby Carrier Cover, and it’s ridiculous.

PS. i cant stop laughing at this photo. omg my stomach hurts.

advice.

In real life as in cyber life, don’t accept attachments from strange men.

SXSW day one

truth.

"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench,
a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free
and good men die like dogs...


There's also a negative side"

-Hunter S. Thompson

Hello cello

ACWH

Wise.

API

That guy

Welcome to day one.

genius.

"Everybody knows that's what aliens sound like."
-Bob Moog

amazing video.

A work rich in ideas and carried out extremely well

reason. logic.

but what about instinct? feeling? The Force?




when it comes undone, we come undone.

Dior Blow

Only 500 made.

striking.

I went to his house yesterday (my third attempt to see him), but he had left town.


He declares (and why should we doubt his good faith?) that he is now certain of success

android homme

android is doin some amazing new things..

heres a taste.

1up

the moment

K.West - SL from J Gavin on Vimeo.

Dibs

terry kennedy signatures.

FAIL

this will be the best movie ever